Archive for October, 2009:
filed in Sticky Rambles on Oct.29, 2009
Sometimes in this world, it's necessary to convey a harsh lesson to the masses. It's tough to be the bearer of this sort of news, especially when dealing with a dingaling who believes that there's some kind of rainbow blooming out of every pot of shit. Nobody wants to be the guy who cracked some idiot's delicate bubble of illusion. Or maybe somebody does. Hell if I know. Stupids exist. Here's how it works: You get someone who doesn't know nuthin about nuthin. He or she opens his or her mouth to speak and what comes out is the equivalent of a mathematician solving for N in X/0=N. That's right, you get yourself a [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="512" caption="Where you feel like it's been forever but it's just been a minute"][/caption] As they drone on you realize they have no fucking idea what's coming out of their mouths. It could....
filed in Deviations, Sticky Rambles on Oct.22, 2009
Once upon a time, a long long time ago, I was a computer nerd. I was a kid then, but I could program my ass off in BASIC (and oh lordy how I wish I could program so I could get rid of it now). My dad was/is a huge computer geek so when I was little, he was teaching me how to do stuff. Right down to what's on the inside of the box. I took to it, and I became so intense (and he required such fancy efforts) that I would often put my line numbers much farther apart than just 10, 20, etc. Hey it taught me the value of a flowchart and while I don't use them to this day I feel I would be a lot more productive or something if I did. I learned IF and THEN and my personal favorite GOTO. I was....
filed in Admin's Aberrations, Images on Oct.19, 2009
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Tags: obama, racist, redneck
filed in Sticky Rambles on Oct.15, 2009
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="500" caption="Tonight we will dine with A1!"][/caption] Not a whole helluva lot actually. I've got a lot going on! Working on stuff, getting ready for National Novel Writing Month, and as always, pretending to work out. I've got a movie night scheduled with my pal so that we may then discuss the important finer points of black people dying first in the movies. I can then bring it to you! I have been enacting my anti-procrastination plan and it seems like I keep getting shit done. Backlog's moving right along! I'm a little short of time but I thought that perhaps the sexy looks of that guy from 300 would keep you satisfied until I return to bring you more of my sticky rambles. Peace out kids! <3....
filed in Sticky Rambles on Oct.02, 2009
This is me. The Procrastinatrix extraordinaire, the girl with so much in her brain and so much time to do it, yet so little motivation. This post is a propos here, no? I dawdle. I'm a dawdler. It's not because I don't care or don't want to do things. I feel a lot like that secretary in this poster: a little thing slips by here, another one there, and before you know it before I can conquer a tiny memo I first have to tackle the enormous backlog sneaking around behind me hoping to become a priority. If you procrastinate you know the deal. It's sort of like the cycle of abuse, but it's self-abuse. When you procrastinate it doesn't matter if you have the world's biggest dream, a wealth of resources at your fingertips, or the cure for cancer. Standing still won't get you any closer to the finish....
filed in Admin's Aberrations, Images on Oct.01, 2009
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Tags: shit, wtf