Sometimes in this world, it's necessary to convey a harsh lesson to the masses.  It's tough to be the bearer of this sort of news, especially when dealing with a dingaling who believes that there's some kind of rainbow blooming out of every pot of shit.  Nobody wants to be the guy who cracked some idiot's delicate bubble of illusion.  Or maybe somebody does.  Hell if I know. Stupids exist. Here's how it works: You get someone who doesn't know nuthin about nuthin. He or she opens his or her mouth to speak and what comes out is the equivalent of a mathematician solving for N in X/0=N. That's right, you get yourself a [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="512" caption="Where you feel like it's been forever but it's just been a minute"][/caption] As they drone on you realize they have no fucking idea what's coming out of their mouths. It could....