UnMotivationalPosters

Chow Young Fat

Small kids are adorable. Guns are cool. Small kids + guns = adoricool? Cooldorable? Tank de lawd de gal don’t have de strenf to pull de trigger!

I particularly enjoy the adult-person standing behind her, cleverly hidden from view except for the wrinkly slacks and bare feet. They could be toy guns, with the tips painted black for effect, right? Yes? Someone help me here because what this looks like is the best Yakuza or Triad assassin ever. I like to imagine her name translates to “Tiny Crimson Bloom.”

Victim 1 “Aww, isn’t she cute?”
Victim 2 “She sure is! Hey little person, where’s your mommy and daddy?”
Tiny Crimson Bloom “I no no.”
V1 “Oh she’s just so cute! We’ll help you find them. What’s your name, little girl?”
TCB “I DEAF!”
V2 “Oh she can’t hear u-”
*click click BAM BAM*
(double thud, cute girl walking away to get her promised ice cream and My Little Pony)
V2 (weakly) “Oh, death…”